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| The Orsay Museum |
Aside from my self-guided tour of Impressionist Paris, I spent most of my time feeling confused since I forgot all my middle school French, while looking enough like a local that I would get stopped at every interaction by people who needed directions.
While Paris is called the city of love, I really wanted to see the city solo. Aside from the fact that I doubt anyone would agree to come to Paris with me only to stand in front of a Monet painting for 5 hours, I actually really enjoyed reading up on Parisian history while making commentaries in my head in the style of Bill Bryson, as I wondered the same streets that Monet, Renoir, Degas, Manet, Cassatt and so many more have walked before me.
Here's some things about Paris I found interesting:
- All the guys wear suits. Even if they're dressed casually, they still at least wear a blazer jacket (I love it).
- Everyone on the metro has a set of headphones on.
- There's also way too many "iPad" ads on the metro.
- Bums can be bilingual.
- Free wi-fi at McDonalds can be a total lifesaver.
- All hostels in Paris are overpriced and dirty.
- The French really are bad drivers. I feared for my life every time I crossed the street.
- It is possible to mime out the sentence "I would like to buy some pads because I just got my period" to the non-English speaking lady at the pharmacy (Although I totally think she did speak English and just wanted to be entertained by a non-French speaking tourist).
- Everyone is skinny. As proved by this photo below:
